Introducing the ultimate statement piece for your hydro flask, laptop, or even your obnoxious coworker's cubicle—our water-resistant "People Suck, Pizza Doesn't" sticker! Perfect for those days when human interaction is overrated, and a gooey slice of pepperoni heaven is the only thing keeping you from completely losing it. Crafted with premium snark, this sticker is durable enough to withstand your tears of frustration and those inevitable coffee spills, so that you can keep your priorities clear and your attitude sharp.
Whether you're dodging small talk in the break room or just need a constant reminder of what truly matters, this sticker has got your back (or your water bottle). Its water-resistant properties ensure that your disdain for humanity remains legible through rain, shine, or accidental dishwashing, so that you can focus on what's really important: pizza, glorious pizza. Stick it, flaunt it, and let the world know where you stand—preferably next to a pizza oven.
★ Approximately 2.5"
★ Water-resistant (not dishwasher safe)
★ Printed on glossy vinyl
PEOPLE SUCK PIZZA DOESN'T sticker
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Shipping will take 2-3 business days OR SOONER (M-F) to ship. All sticker orders under $20 are sent USPS First Class Mail (without tracking). You can opt to add tracking to your order at checkout for an additional fee. All sticker orders over $20 are sent USPS Ground Advantage (with tracking). All coloring book and notebook orders are sent USPS Ground Advantage (with tracking). All orders over $50 include FREE shipping and sent USPS Ground Advantage (with tracking). All orders are processed and shipped within 2 days of purchase.