Introducing the snarky magnetic bookmark that’s here to give your reading experience a much-needed attitude boost: "MY ANXIETY IS CHRONIC BUT THIS ASS IS ICONIC." Not only does it keep your place in that epic fantasy novel, but it also serves up a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor, because if you can’t laugh at your own anxious thoughts, you might as well celebrate the view from behind!
This bookmark is designed so that you can keep those pages tightly together, preventing the accidental mid-book spoiler from your inquisitive housemates. It’s your way of saying, “Yes, I’m a bundle of nerves, but at least I have a great sense of humor!” Get ready to flaunt your iconic style, even if the rest of you feels more like a hot mess express.
MY ANXIETY IS CHRONIC magnetic bookmark
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