Introducing our snarky magnetic bookmark that boldly declares, "I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SEROTONIN FOR THE SHIT." This isn't just a bookmark; it's a hilarious reminder that you, too, are navigating life’s messiness with a side of dark humor. Perfect for those who prefer their literary journeys with a generous sprinkle of cynicism, this bookmark will keep your place in your book while simultaneously acknowledging that you're not here for any of life's extra drama.
Why settle for ordinary when you can flaunt your mood with our snarky magnetic bookmark? It sticks firmly to your pages so that you don’t lose track of your reading progress, and it brings a touch of sarcastic charm to every book you crack open. Embrace your inner grump and let everyone know that while you may not have enough serotonin, you certainly have enough wit.
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SEROTONIN magnetic bookmark
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Shipping will take 2-3 business days OR SOONER (M-F) to ship. All sticker orders under $20 are sent USPS First Class Mail (without tracking). You can opt to add tracking to your order at checkout for an additional fee. All sticker orders over $20 are sent USPS Ground Advantage (with tracking). All coloring book and notebook orders are sent USPS Ground Advantage (with tracking). All orders over $50 include FREE shipping and are sent USPS Ground Advantage (with tracking). All orders are processed and shipped within 2 days of purchase.