Introducing the snarky "Coffee Because Murder is Wrong" Sticker – the perfect accessory for anyone who needs a little dark humor to get through the day without resorting to, well, drastic measures. This cheeky sticker sports a bold design with the text "Coffee because murder is wrong," brilliantly capturing the sentiment that your morning brew is the only thing keeping you from a life sentence. Because let’s be honest, caffeine is much more socially acceptable.
Crafted with premium, durable materials, this weather-resistant sticker is ideal for plastering on your laptop, water bottle, or any surface that needs a dose of snark so that you can silently scream your need for coffee without uttering a word. Its sharp wit and darkly humorous message make it a fantastic gift for friends, family, or anyone who needs a daily reminder that homicide is frowned upon. So go ahead, add a touch of wicked humor to your collection and let this sticker be your daily mantra when the going gets tough and the coffee gets going.
★ Approximately 2.5"
★ Water-resistant (not dishwasher safe)
★ Printed on glossy vinyl
COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG sticker
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