Meet your new best reading buddy: the "COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG" snarky magnetic bookmark. It's here to save your page and your sanity with a healthy dose of dark humor. Because let’s face it, nothing pairs better with a good book than a cup of joe and the realization that committing murder to avoid interruptions might be a tad extreme. This bookmark ensures you don’t lose your place while plotting your next great escape or dealing with your third cup of coffee.
Not only does this snarky magnetic bookmark keep your book from suffering a tragic page fold, but it also serves as a gentle reminder that while your caffeine addiction is acceptable, your homicidal tendencies are not. Perfect for those who need a little humor to balance out their over-caffeinated, crime-solving fantasies, this bookmark is here to remind you why you’re better off sipping coffee and reading in peace. So that you can enjoy your favorite books without losing track of where you left off—or getting too carried away with your own dark thoughts.
COFFEE BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG magnetic bookmark
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